Why Not Me? (Oscar Song) letra

Why not me?
Do I not deserve a nomination?
The reviews were raves to be sure
Fun for the whole family
Look no farther than Thor

Why not me?
I left my family to fight for what's right
Saved the world from hte devil below
But I'm sure it was hard for
Sir Daniel Day Lewis to to learn how to sow

Why not me?
I battle Cate Blanchett
Why not me?
I hid a sword in my dress
We both faced death it's true
But at least Lady Bird got into NYU

Why not me?
In All The Money in the World
They kidnapped one kid
And they got a nomination
I killed hundreds
I guess that's what you get
When you're not
Classically handsome
Oscars so white
But I guess not for me
I need to raise my quote
So I can finally fix my teeth
Horror movies always get the shaft

Hey, let me do one!
I peed while hanging from a zipline
Meryl Streep has never done that

We'd like to petition for
A new category
Best Chris
Or you could just write Chris
On an Oscar
And we can chare it
Trade off on weekends

Roll call!
Hemsworth!
Pratt!
Evans!
Pine!
Rock!
What? It's us! The Chrises!
Go Chris!

And why not The Snowman?
It was a box office smash
(What's that? It wasn't?)
Well Oscars doesn't care
Since it was critically acclaimed
(7% positive? Are you serious?)
Well I thought it was a neat idea

In The Shape of Water
I heard that a lady boned a fishman
But if you're gonna bone a fishman
Why not bone a fish like this man?

And what even is art?
How do you define its importance?
If popcorn movies are bad
How come popcorn's so delicious?
And when I blow up 6 cars
How is that worse than Schindler's List is?

Why not me?
We saved the world
Why not me?
I am Toretto
Why not me?
I heard a lady boned a fishman
Why not me?
The Snowman was underrated!
Why not me?
We'd like to petition for
A new category
Best Chris
I have terrible teeth
Why not me?
I got a cool new haircut
Why not me?
I am Groot
Why not us?

The Lonely Island - Letras

• 2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed)
• 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Lady Gaga & Justin Timberlake)
• After Party
• Ashley Wednesday (feat. Seal)
• Attracted To Us (feat. Beck)
• Awesometown
• Bikini Babe Workout
• Bing Bong Brothers
• Boombox
• Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
• Cocaine
• Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions
• Daddy
• Daiquiri Girl
• Diaper Money
• Dick In A Box
• Donkey Roll
• Dramatic Intro
• Dreamgirl
• Equal Rights (feat. P!NK)
• Feed The Beast
• Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
• Focus On The Game
• Focused AF
• Fuck Off
• Go Kindergarten
• Great Day
• Hero Song
• Hey Ya Ho (feat. Chris Redd)
• Hugs (feat. Pharrel Williams)
• Hunter The Hungry Is Gon' Eat (feat. Chris Redd)
• I Don't Give a Honk
• I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain)
• I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
• I Run NY (feat. Billie Joe Armstrong)
• I Threw It On The Ground
• I'm a Weirdo
• I'm On A Boat
• I'm So Humble (feat. Adam Levine)
• Ibitha
• IHOP
• IHOP Parking Lot (feat. Haim & Maya Rudolph)
• Incredibad
• Incredible Thoughts
• Iran so far
• Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
• Japan
• Jizz In My Pants
• Jose & Mark
• Just 2 Guyz
• Karate Guy
• Lazy Sunday
• Legalize It
• Let's Bash
• Like a Boss
• Mama
• Maximus (Bonus Track)
• Me Likey Dat
• Meet The Crew
• Monalisa
• Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
• My Mic
• Natalie's Rap
• Natalie's Rap 2
• No Homo
• Normal Guy
• Oakland Nights (feat. Sia)
• Owen's Song
• Perfect Saturday
• Punch You In The Jeans
• Ras Trent
• Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (feat. Kenan Thompson)
• Rock Roll Skate
• Rocky
• Santana DVX
• Sax Man
• Semicolon (feat. Solange & Maya Rudolph)
• Should I Move
• Shrooms
• Shy Ronnie
• Sick Glenda
• Space Olympics
• Spell It Out
• Spring Break Anthem
• Stork Patrol
• The Compliments
• The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj)
• The Old Saloon
• Things In My Jeep
• Trouble On Dookie Island
• Turn Up The Beef (feat. Emma Stone)
• Turtleneck & Chain
• Two Worlds Collide
• Uniform On
• We Are A Crowd
• We Like Sportz
• We Need Love
• We're Back!
• When Will The Bass Drop
• Who Said We're Wack
• Who Said We're Wack?
• Why Not Me? (Oscar Song)
• YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)
• You've Got The Look (feat. Hugh Jackman & Kristen Wiig)